Eeew..

Eeew..

jam is actually a pirate too! she steers her ship loaded with strawberry jam(home made by her mum) all around the world. thanks jam! ur jam was nice!

val was complaining for the 3rd time today that a indian uncle met during the IT fair called her and that she had no idea what he was talking abt, and she hanged up the call. so i thought, "hey, val and gloria received such calls. I am lucky tt i din received any!" but freak. my thoughts are so naughty. they always oppose me! hmph!
the phone rang. the number to me, i thought, was one of my kids no. "shit man! i have to entertain those paranoid parents."
BUT it was an uncle, i think its the one who came back the second morning hand-held with bunch of cash to purchase the desktop, who called.

"Helo? I know u at the IT fair bought desktop want. "
silence (i din noe what to sae. haha cos i want prepared; i tot it was my kids parents ma. CONSTANT VIGILLANCE haha)

"are you still working?"
no (at tis pt u mite think he is calling to complaint y his $999desktop have not fly to his hse right? read on)
"oh.. part time ar. student?"

er.ya (jialat, he gonna complaint how irresponsible we part-timers are. only want commission, the rest doent matter)

"er.. you free tis week? i wanto treat you watch movie."
NO [i din shout of cos] (siao liao, at this point of time i tot if i were to agree, he would treat me to those movies at Yangtze cinema, ne... the chinatwn ah-pek fav cinema. Then i might lose my virginity argh!!!!!)

"then nvrmind ok byebye"

Dots.
feel free to comment wad he might to do me if i were to agree on this muvee date ok?


Happy birthday hero

t3ar5 of nothing

t3ar5 of nothing

thanks val for the job offer. people are nauturally realistic when it comes to money. hahaha

sunday was camp day 2. ac1 stayed up for intensive trg. it kinda work. we kept our fingers crossed as to whether they would keep up with the performance. they din.
nxt day was terrible for me. totally lashed out at them. i left the room with an impact no one seen before.
parade square was quiet and dark(i tot i saw a ghost with my failing eyesight!) and it came to me tt it might be the last SJ camp i'll attend. then from far i saw a potato-like figure walking towards. with the trademark connected eyebrows we talked bout many things. and again i wasted bedok reservoir's water.

many defensive friends of mine ask "WHY"?
i have countless memories at the parade square with my mates.
was taught how to Lead with honour.
real characteristics comes when faced with difficulty
i love the culture of SJ(in the past)
my mates are what kips me gg
These are the things you can never, ever buy with money.
arrgh...
one of my seniors went jobless because of this camp.
at the age of 23 and she has not dated once before
last comp camp for my PC.


have this feeling of impending doom ahead of me.

Aunty Visiting

Aunty Visiting

haha! my aunty finally visited me after a long waited wait! she,ll fly to other places in a few days' time and we,ll come back again sumtime nxt month. so uncertain for me!
TODAY:

lunch

TV

Bath

Sleep

TV

Dinner

Eastpoint!

LALALa~

LALALa~

词：冷玩妹 Coldplay Sister 曲：黄韵仁

我和你啊存在一种危险关系

彼此挟持这另一部份的自己

本以为这完整了爱的定义

那就乖乖的守护着你

相爱变成猜忌怀疑的烂游戏

规则是要憋着呼吸越靠越近

但你的温柔是我唯一沉溺

你是爱我的就不怕有缝隙

在我心上用力的开一枪

让一切归零在这声巨响

如果爱是说什么都不能放

我不挣扎反正我也没差

人质在这一刻得到释放

相爱的纯粹落得如此下场

你满意吗我们都别说谎

my current fav song. Lyn too. the highlighted songwriter was one of the co-speaker in 2dae's song-writing thingy held in the ever-prestigious NP!! yea hahaha.

2dae's talk really made me appreciate these talented song-writers, lyricists more. like the hardwork thy put in to market the song. on the nxt chinese music award show, i'll defintely tune it to who won these behind-the-scene awards instead of focusing on screaming on the sight of ppl lyk Jay(i kinda despise his love life evr since he went out wif tt monkie )

oh ya, btw this song is 人质. nice melody and perfect crispy voice. Hope ya all will enjoy the song too! =D

P/s: Right-click encode to Unicode to view the lyrics!

Gon9 X!

Gon9 X! Gon9 X!

HappY nEw yeaR for Yingxue! now she'll haf 2 laptops at home le cus her bro oso admitted into NP!
Lets have some funny emails i came across yst. Benjamin Tan(408) and Connected eyebrows(Egg Tart) are the main characters. Last dec we had this SNCO camp for the sec.3s frm various sch lyk Dunman High, PeiCai etc. and Ben&PT are trainers in this camp. Sparks flew like fireworks between a few of them it seems.

From: PT
Subj: A top secret of our C/L Tan

Hey ppl,

time for some gossip.. Our Mr shortie has found himself a gal!!!.. pls do "keep" it as a secret.. wahahha.. preferable let as much know not to tell others.. wahaha..

Our Mr Tan has fallen for >>> http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=3347721

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




Later on that day...





From: Ben
Subj: A Shocking Love incident happening in Our Corps!! ( important)


Hey guys,
( TOP SERCRET )

Now the time is riped for me to tell u all some earth shocking love incident... It is about a officer in our corp, named, Corps staff officer Grade 6 Lim Pia Tat. He, himself had found the love of his life, nevertheless wanted to be with her... Hes been eyeing on her during the Senior Ncos passing out day... Hey guys!! lets help this kind hearted Officer in our " Own Way".. Do not "Spread" this! remember "DO" NOT! Here is the link to our goddess here...

>>>>> http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=2702972
How did i knew about this?

Just when i was walking home, i saw someone familiar from the back was holding hands with another girl. Of course... out of curiousity, i went to check it out, UNBELIEVEABLE!!... Guess what guys... Its the most compaitable, perfect, GODLIKE match ever in our SJAB history.. it was our officer and the girl in friendster. Finally our officer started a love story that was not able to forget easily.

Please "keep" this a sercret...
AND...
Sercrets are meant to be..." kept "
This may be hard to accept guys...
But its true...
And hard to accept it...
( RESTRICTED )



HAHA. tt ger Ben likes is quite pretty, ger-nxt-foor type from DHS while Egg tart one is...er....from PeiCai. click on the friendster link! =D

C-I-G-A-M

C-I-G-A-M

Watch Cyril Takayama as he performs this very "jin ren" performance! Firstly he frightens commuters with his sleeping trick then suddenly he felt thirsty n ask for it from the ppl ard him then *cheng-cheng* green tea appears! His shocking stunt doesnt end here. Nxt stop was the ausment park. Watch him as he frightens ppl especially at the last 10secs of the video clip!!


I hereby declare Ming Dao as my boyfriend.We are currently on a lon9-distance relationship (=

ming dao~!

ming dao~!

ming dao looks xtremly suai in the mtv below. Move aside, Tony Sun. haha!

Pluck

Pluck

After shaving daily for the past months, I'm back to my plucking days now. It feels totally great (= Whoever invented the plucking device is a genius. I won,t forget that it was PrincessJoyce who intro me this thingy years back. Initially the pain was sharp, lyk as if blood were to flow out. but No, after a few days i got hooked on it. i pluck every single visible one out. haha. but before long and due to laziness, i turned to disposable shaver. it wasn,t very clean. plucking is still the best. u r assured that the root of it is being taken out when u pluck.
This relates to a classmate of mine who doesnt shave/pluck/cut/trim her underarms. its a SHE! the bravest thing is not that she can still wear a pretty tube n walk around singapore but its the fact that she readily admits she didnt do anything to it ever since puberty! she finds it a chore and firmly belives that once she does sumtyn bout them, it'll b a hassel for her to constantly keep up the condition. speechless? so am i. i din bother to say anything when she told us.

btw, Ms.yingxue cooks nice veggie wif oyster sauce. Get/Force her to cook for ya whn u go ovr her hse nxt tyme. but rem to go on a empty stomach cus u,ll be craving for more!

To PrincessNette: I,ll try to laugh at ur jokes more often (: I hope tat serves as an encouragement.

hou-lang

hou-lang

u might be thinking "is it hou-gang"? no, its not. its my bsta tutor name Lang-Hou Yu Ping haha!
on the very first lect i remembered she intro herself by saying she very pretty (hou lang in canto= jin chio) but today, she,s not in her cheery self. she,s gonna step down as a full-time lecturer as of the days to come. she's a very good tutor really, evn if our class always talkback to her, bully her, pull her greying hair n stuffs. we were shocked to learn of this news whn she broke to us tis aftnoon. she brokedown n cried. i guess its an emotional rollercoaster for her as our bsts tut was her last official class. she turned a always-slp-in-her-class-ger to a student who has the model ans on her tut.
we kinda dislyk her initially cus she always act cute! fancy acting cute at the age of late 50s?
she always does silly things lyk slappin herself on the face reason being she said sumtyn bad abt our lect class to another lect class. she slapped herself and apologized to us can! Really

but i really gonna miss her cus she's lyk a god-aunty to all of us.
Hou-lang! le jin chio!

CiP

CiP
hi! todae our grp presented our troubleshooting ppt! the whole process was kinda fun cus actually it was quite simple to search for solutions! the keyphrase is to identify the keyphrases! haha! really! it makes our search much easier lyk wad the Librarian OPAC lady taught us! i think biometrics is a new technology slowly intergrating into our lifestyle. It provides better privacy and the smart ppl who invented this oso tap on the fact tat each person's DNA is unique!
what if biometrics is implemented in NP? i know we lyk to hlp our fren tap cards for attendance (haha!) but if lets say all 200ppl attending the lect are to queue up at the door to get their attendance checked by the finger-print reader, it'll be quite a hassle! i prefer tapping cards! keke
Shhh.. i,ll let on a secret here! the other TT class who share the same wrkshop with us is quite noisy at times! this makes us difficult to hear wad mrs sun is saying! haha, but i dun blame them la thy r jus adraneline-high!




Footnote: those who are thinking "wat-the-hell joyce,s trying to sae in this entry", diminish the thoughts now, Now~! cus tis entry's part of my assessment! 5%overall leh. dun play play. Friends, say something nice bout me in the tagboard leh.. lyk how harworking i am whn it comes to doing proj, esp. PBL(problem-based learning)! be nice k, cus my tutor;s gonna read! haha!

WE are Family!

WE are Family!


WE are Family! ALL my brothers sisters and me! (clap clap)
WE are Family! ALL my brothers sisters and me! (clap clap)



its our birthday!



$8 hongbao house


I,m really very happy on chu-qi during our hse-visiting. the rain din dampen our spirits!
I wish to mention, in particular, my non-stop, uncontrolable, intolerable, involuntary laughter at Naked's house.
It's not tat I'm excited over the fact tat he might drop his pants anytime while begging us to leave the room. It is his freaking funny expression tat make me nuts! He's desperate pleas and expression left me mad with laughters! He was really very desperate for us to leave the room lyk as if he going to lao-sai(shit) in his pant in a few seconds time or so. I dunoe if lor.mee thinks the same way too cus she laughed the 2nd Loudest! btw, cindy and naked da qing ma qiao at my hse corridor while the rest of them are at the lift (i.Promise take note)

Lastly, best wishes to yingxue and naked tis fri! ke yi de la!

HOW

HOW

I have something to say today-:

ALVIN SHA is a BASTARD
I,ve jus found out what you did behind my back when we were together.
How I tot it was mainly my fault whn we broke-off. How miserable I was whn it was over. How thick-skinned I was to asked you for a patch only to be rejected flatly by you. How I felt guilty over not being nicer to you during tat tyme. How crude and boastful u talked to me last yr. How I wasted a reservoir of tears over you. How much I gave up because of you.

In conclusion, you r no longer my once-deeply-loved guy, u r just a backyard bastard who thinks resembles Tony Sun.


On a Sunny note, I,ve jus found my older-than-me-by-4days-long-lost sister! and we,ve jux sworn in last nyte at junhan,s hse. haha.
I,m getting more n more bonded to my class. I feel so dead now. cus as much as I dun wish this to happen, I,ll be starting nxt sem in a new class.

2:1

2:1

tats the ratio for took's appeal against death sentence. whn i saw the headline on wan bao, my heart aches. yes, we may hate him once for taking away the life of a 8-yr old girl. but now, i wish for his appeal to the President be successful.
I really dun understand y he was sentenced to death. because he cause the ger's death? I dun think so. the real culprit should be her mother, mdm huang shu ying. Its SHE who left her child alone back in singapore while she went back to china. Left with no other close relatives here, who else could she seek to? It all stems down to this word mdm huang commited, NEGLECT. hey come on, she's only 8 can! wad u expect? fend for herself and everything? if mdm.huang didnt neglect huang na, wld such a tragedy happen?
And if eventually Took really got the death penalty, what message r we trying to send across? (i know tat the Viet guy was hanged bcus SG govt wants to let those drug peddlers know tat Singapore ain,t a place to smuggle drugs into) but what about Took's case? Let Singaporeans be aware of not to play around wif China kids(especially with a mango in hand?)? Rubbish, haha.
Alryte, i,m not saying Took isnt responsible for huang Na's case. But jus felt that there shld be an alternative. Like a Life sentence in Jail. That should be fine. Took's little boy would still be able to have a Dad around.
okok, enuff of serious topics.
Today's S&W was hilarious maybe bcus of the smaller dance grp? And not fogetting this incident which i,ve said a hundred times to my classmates. Here goes the 101th time:
BoyM and GerF came in for make-up SW class. BoyM din dance as his SW was badminton. So tat eaves with GerF having to find a partner. So coincidentally, my fren, David's(name kept secret to prevent ugly fights), partner din come today. So David and Ger F partner up together. We dance here and there, thn David noticed BoyM sitting down in a corner CRYing, using his sleeves to wipe away his gu-niang tears.
GerF asked," Why r u crying?"
BoyM, " Cus i dun lyk to see you dancing with another guy."
Piang, Stupid MCP! Freaking chao gu-niang. hahahahaha my classmates n i cant stop laughing bout this. Wad happened nxt? GerF changed partner and danced wif another ger.

chin chow? No, its tau huay!

chin chow? No, its tau huay!


had a funny morning today. ms.ying xue went to get our usual fav soya bean milk at one of the round-market stalls. it looks whity-beige but it taste alot lyk chin chow drink(looks can be deceiving in this case)! i tink they used the same scoop for the drinks. or maybe its a new invention, chin-huay.
Orchard shopping was fun. saw ying xue,s bro gf wif another guy! Though val n i r assured there,s absolutely nuttin gg on between thm. but one cant hlp wonder....
Oh well, we each bought a bag. and ya each bag kinda reflects our taste/personality.
nu.er got a white and simple design bag; similar to her thinking(no offence!)
ms.ying xue(i was very tempted to type "bakah" =p) had a purple graffiti black bag which kinda reflects her "gung-ho" attitude.
as for me, invite me to ur hse during CNY and i,ll show u my bag!
frm this outing, i realise ms.ying xue lyks orange colour (same as cassy bf)
phua phua din join us as she had to stay home to fight against her illness and pia her proj.
tats all. i,ll blog again nxt tmye

wipe wipe here and wipe wipe there

wipe wipe here and wipe wipe there

jus two days ago i cleaned the left-side of my light blue cupboard. you must be thinking how come a lazy ger lyk me who dun even bother to pack up her own writing desk (aft months and months) clen up her cupboard?
Firstly, CNY! boh pian lor, if house is dirty, Grandpa Cai Shen won,t come my hse. =(
Secondly, mum,s motivation. She came knocking on my door and gave a very exaggerate(thanks, joshua!) expression and said, " WAH! U-cleaning-ur-cupboard??? I must buy toto tmr!" wa lau, i couldnt ask for more.

gtg for bsta(stupid lin shee and tian yi!!!)

bye bye

Cucumber and the blanga

it has been RAINing these days, we all know. somehow, we felt that we were still in the month of Dec but now its Jan! So bear bear came out with this new month that has to end with "ber" (septemBER,octoBER,novemBER,decemBER), CUCUMBER! u mite not think it,s funny, but we thought it was hilarious! quite a cute month, cucumber!
ya and yishi wish is to marry a blanga. so that she need not pay construction fee for her future house!
CNY is around the corner and sumtymes during those house-visitings we mite come across dog-owner houses. wad do we do bout it if we r afraid of them? val, tat creative assh0le, said we shld gif them hong-bao. er.. constructive idea n yet pretty lame and kinda funny; tats my daughter (=
lyn spotted a new hairdo at far east jux now. kinda kawaii type, where the fringe is lyk a mountain liddat. the peak on the forehead and slides down steeply on each side.
i dunoe how to end tis post, so nytes ppl!




*shld i go for sabah trip?

Endless love

Jux received sad news frm nette and its really very sad. close frens won,t be celebrating cny thisyear. I guess this is how Life goes. People come and go, ren-sheng-wu-chang. val said as we grow older(and wiser :)), our circle of old-frens grow smaller. it depends on how we see it. even if we dont get to see each other often, it doesnt matter. our friendship is still there, those funny and rediculous memories still stays close and once in awhile we can meet up and laugh to our hearts content!
I had 15,999(excluding me) ppl countdown-ING wif me at esplanade. how cool is that?
and among the 15,999 madcaps was alvin with his newfound gf. i had a gush of happiness whn nette & i saw him there. i wont mention the rest. while on the mrt to cityhall, i kept crying. ya, on the mrt..commuters sitting opp me were lyk watching a show tittled, "She who cried on the MRT", starring me, and my memories. it was the last day of 2005 as i recalled the past yr events. I,ve been dreaming of a hero for the past few months. the dreams all seem so familiar and similiar. changi v and the great times. A hero in my heart and the best guy i,ve met. tat explains my redded-eyes, val. :)
lastly, i wish and hope:
aunt,s pain be relieved
healthy family
close frens would be able to cope with grieve
to move on.

High hopes

this feeling ain,t good. sumtymes, we jux dun get what we r expecting.
the more i had expected ovr the past days, the more dissapointing it is. i dislyk this ugly feeling inside.
aargh.
y must we plan for the future? to dissapoint ourselves and ppl ard us further?

the Impossible

I had a dream! First part was, I dreamt of being a TOP supermodel(u noe lyk those bamboo-like legs and those revealing clothes I wore in my dream) and I had a fling with DAVID BECKHAM! GOSH he,s handsome in my dreams too. whatever. then ii was torn between two lovers, one is the footballer and the other is...my precious. DAMN woke up before I knew who ii landed up with.
Anyway, I feel lyk the crappiest person here. Please get my hint.

tweety tird octoba

In case you are reading this, two of the co-owners, Lynette & JoyCE, are WHeeing away @ sentosa! hehehehehe...
currently waiting for freakin SLOW clearing of our better-be-spanky-clean-hut.
WHee
Btw, do you know the chinese hanyu pinyin "qi" is also considered a scrable word? it can earn eu 7points!

HAVE A NICE DAY!
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